Pairing: Kyumin, Yewook
Word Count: 3151
Summary: Kyuhyun's tired of seeing his hyungs going no where in their relationship and decided it was time to intervene. He didn't realize the added bonus to his plan.
I want to dedicate this to yunsias who said i should write a Kyumin side story. i hope you like :)
Kyuhyun watched his two hyungs from a distance. He watched as Yesung tried to talk to Ryeowook who would only nod. He could never look Yesung in the eye, keeping his face turned away. He saw the disappointment in Yesung’s eyes as he realizes his attempt to talk to Ryeowook failed. He saw the sadness in his eyes and the slight blush on Ryeowook’s cheeks that Yesung failed to noticed as he walked away. After seeing this so many times, he thought it was time to help them out.
“Whatcha doing Kyu?”
“Huh?” Kyuhyun looked over his shoulder to see Sungmin standing behind him. “Oh, nothing really. Go to sleep. I’ll join you in a bit.”
“Kyu…” Sungmin sat in his lap and pouted. “What’s so important that you’d ignore your Minnie?” He gave his best puppy eyes. He knew Kyu could never resist.
“Minnie, I’m not ignoring you.”
“Yes you are. You don’t want to go to bed with me. You’d rather work on whatever this mess is.” Sungmin pointed to all the electrical equipment laid out on the desk.
“Of course I do. But I really need to finish this first.”
“Why? What’s so important about it?” Minnie huffed and pouted.
“It’s to help Ryeowook hyung and Yesung hyung.”
“Why would they need help?” Sungmin thought for a moment before gasping. “You’re going to try and get them together?”
Sungmin squealed. “Aww my Kyu so nice, helping his hyungs. So what are you going to do? Can I help?”
“Just stand there and be cute while I finish this up.” Sungmin pouted and sat on the bed, watching Kyuhyun work. Kyuhyun glanced over and saw Sungmin upset. He turned back to his work with a grin on his face. He’ll make it up to him later.
Finally, after 2 days of work and watching his awkward hyungs together, it was finished. Now all he had to do was wait until tonight to test it out.
He sat down in front of his computer and took his joystick in hand. He carefully maneuvered around objects before reaching his target. He slowly navigated his way through the canals before reaching his destination. He smiled. “Time to let the fun begin.” He grabbed the mic.
“Hello? You awake there?”
“Huh? What?” Ryeowook woke up with a start. “Who’s there?”
“Shh…not so loud.”
“Who said that?” Ryeowook looked around the room. He saw Yesung asleep on his bed but no one else. He was starting to get a little scared.
“Calm down. Don’t worry. I’m just in your head.”
“Shh…be quiet. Do you want to wake everybody up? Listen to what I have to say.”
“My name is Kyuhyun, I’m an alien, and I’ve been watching you for the last few weeks. I noticed you seem to like Yesung. How come you haven’t done anything yet?”
“Look, you like him. He likes you. One of you needs to make the first move.”
“How do you know he likes me?”
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. “Like I said, I’ve been watching you.”
“Okay…so why are you talking to me and not him?”
“You’re the easier target.”
“Look, don’t get me wrong. I’m just trying to help you out.”
“Just follow whatever I say.”
“Alright.” Ryeowook fell back asleep. Kyuhyun felt accomplished.
“This may be easier than I thought.”
“Kyu, what are you doing?” Sungmin saw the set up in front of the computer and glanced at the screen, showing a shot of Yesung and Ryeowook’s room. He glared at the younger. “Don’t tell me you did what I think you did.”
“Shh…be quiet. Help me think of ways to get them together.” Kyuhyun begged, trying to be as cute as possible.
Sungmin took one glance at him and crumbled. It wasn’t very often Kyuhyun tried to act cute. “Fine.”
Kyuhyun smiled and gave Sungmin a kiss.
Kyuhyun woke up to an empty bed. He glanced at his screen and saw Ryeowook still sleeping. He changed screens and saw Yesung in the kitchen. “Time to get started.” He sat in front of his computer and turned on the mic. Before he got a chance to wake up Ryeowook, Ryeowook had already woken up.
“How long did I sleep?”
“Huh? What?” Ryeowook looked around the room but saw no one.
“Hello? I’m in your head.”
“What? I thought that was a dream.”
“Nope, it’s real. Yesung’s in the kitchen drinking his daily coffee. Go and see if he wants some breakfast.”
“Uh…okay.” Ryeowook went out into the kitchen to find Yesung drinking his cup of coffee. He listened to their short conversation, noticing how Yesung seemed happy Ryeowook was going to make him breakfast. After he’d eaten, he asked Ryeowook to make dinner for him. Yesung seemed happy when Ryeowook agreed to it. Ryeowook seemed so cute, blushing like the innocent eternal magnae. He stood there dazed for a while that Kyuhyun realized he need to snap Ryeowook out of it.
“Hello? Earth to Ryeowook? Are you there?”
“Huh?” Ryeowook shook his head.
“Hello? Ryeowook! Pay attention. Go make him something special for dinner. Go go go!” Kyuhyun watched Ryeowook scramble around before leaving. He smiled to himself. “Finally, they’re getting somewhere.” He shut off his computer and got up to leave for his schedule. “Ryeowook should be fine by himself. He loves to cook.”
Kyuhyun came back from his schedule with Sungmin. He was so tired but when he came into the kitchen, he snapped right out of it. He saw Eunhyuk eating dinner and Ryeowook standing there with tears forming in his eyes.
“Oo…dinner. Thanks Wookie-ah.”
“Yeah, thanks Ryeowook hyung.” Kyuhyun was a little reluctant to eat the meal he knew Ryeowook had specially cooked for Yesung hyung.
“You’re welcome.” Ryeowook retreated to his room. The three of us glanced at Ryeowook’s retreating back then each other.
“Is he okay?” Eunhyuk asked while stuffing rice into his mouth.
“I think so.”
“He’ll be fine.” The others resumed eating. Yesung came in.
“Oh is that dinner?”
“Yeah, Ryeowook made it.”
“Where is Ryeowook? Isn’t he eating?”
“I don’t know. He’s in his room if you want to talk to him.”
“Okay.” Yesung walked to his room. Kyuhyun couldn’t eat fast enough. He had to get back to his room and watch the two. He made it back in time to see Yesung wiping the tears off Ryeowook’s face. He watched as Ryeowook panicked and ran away from Yesung.
“Kyu, what are you doing?” Kyuhyun turned around. Sungmin was standing in the doorway.
“Minnie, do you think you can go talk to Yesung hyung? I need to talk to Ryeowook hyung.”
“I’ll explain later. Just go do it please. I’ll make it up to you later.”
Sungmin glanced at him then at the computer then back at him. “Make sure you do.” He left the room. Kyuhyun turned back to the screen and saw that Ryeowook had run to the park. It was a good thing Ryeowook was still close by. He only had a limited range with the mic and receiver.
“Ryeowook? Are you okay?”
“What?” Ryeowook looked around but no one was there.
“Hello? Do you keep forgetting I’m in your head?”
“Huh? What do you want?”
“Hey don’t feel bad. Right now Yesung is hurt ‘cause you ran out on him.”
Ryeowook panicked at that. “What? Oh no. But what can I do?”
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes even though Ryeowook couldn’t see him.
“Go back and explain to him. Comfort him.”
“Uh…okay…” Kyuhyun sighed in relief as he watched Ryeowook leave the park and come back to the dorm.
Ryeowook entered his room to find Yesung sitting at the desk.
“Hyung? Are you okay? I’m sorry for running out on you.”
Yesung turned around and hugged Ryeowook. “Ryeowook, where have you been? Are you okay? I was so worried about you.”
Ryeowook blushed. It felt nice having Yesung’s arms around him. “Uh…yeah…I’m ah okay hyung.”
“Why did you run out?”
“Uh…because…I…uh…I…” Kyuhyun saw the signs. He had to get in there personally this time. Kyuhyun opened the door.
“Ryeowook hyung?” Ryeowook ran past Kyuhyun and out the dorm again. Kyuhyun turned to see Yesung looking so heartbroken. “Yesung hyung? What’s going on? Why did Ryeowook run away?”
“I don’t know. I think he hates me.”
Kyuhyun did his best to comfort Yesung but to no avail. The boy just wanted to be alone. Kyuhyun went back to his room feeling helpless. Sungmin was reading a book on his bed.
“Hiya Kyu.” He glanced at Kyuhyun’s face and immediately ran over and hugged him. “What’s the matter Kyu?”
“Do you have a plan to get the two together?”
“Good. Now to just get Ryeowook.” Kyuhyun turned to his computer.
“Kyu, what happened this time?”
“I’ll explain it later. First let me do this.” On the screen was Ryeowook at the park. “Can I see your plan?”
“Sure.” Sungmin handed him a piece of paper.
“I can’t do this. I can’t do this. Just being near him…I completely freeze. Oh how am I ever going to confess to him? But what if I do confess and he rejects me? What’s going to happen to us? Oh ottoke…what do I do? What do I do?”
“Just go back to the dorm. I’ll help you through this. I have a plan.”
“Okay. What is it?”
“Well first I think you keep a distant from Yesung for a few days, until you’re ready. Then -”
“Kyu!!! I wanna tell him. It’s my plan.”
“Not now Minnie.”
“Aww please Kyu.” Sungmin gave Kyuhyun his puppy eyes.
“Uh…hello? Kyuhyun? Sungmin? Care to explain?”
Kyuhyun glared at Sungmin who just gave him a cute smile. “Hi Ryeowook hyung.”
“Kyuhyun-ah what’s going on? Why can I hear you but not see you? You’ve been the one talking to me this whole time, haven’t you?”
“Yep ‘cause he wanted to help you get Yesung hyung.”
“MINNIE…” Kyuhyun whined.
Sungmin just ignored him for now. “You and Yesung hyung are perfect together but you two are so awkward. We had to do something. So now are you going to listen to that plan I - the best matchmaker in the world - came up with?”
Sungmin smiled. “Yay! Okay now first start with going out to buy him a present. And Kyu was right. You should keep your distant from Yesung for a few days.”
“Okay…but why a few days?”
“You don’t want him to know what you’re up to right? If you want this to work, don’t talk to him unless necessary. You might let things slip and ruin the plan.”
“Good, now go buy him a present. I’ll tell you the next step later.”
“Alright hyung. Do you want to go shopping with me?”
Sungmin squealed. “Of course. I’ll meet you in a few minutes.”
For the next few days, Ryeowook kept a distance from Yesung. He spent a lot of time with Sungmin and Kyuhyun secretly. Sungmin helped Ryeowook get everything together. Kyuhyun just stayed quiet on the side. No one knew what was going on. If they ever saw Ryeowook, he was usually alone, curled up on the sofa.
“There’s something different about Ryeowook.”
“What are you talking about Donghae? There’s nothing different. It’s just your imagination.” Donghae looked at Ryeowook suspiciously.
Kyuhyun overheard Donghae’s conversation. He decided to play a little trick on Donghae. Each time Donghae glanced over at Ryeowook, Kyuhyun would turn a light to cast Ryeowook in a green glow. He silently watched Donghae and Kibum. When Donghae came over and asked if he saw a green glow around Ryeowook, he had a blank face and looked at Donghae strangely.
“Green glow?” Kyuhyun looked at Ryeowook then Donghae. “Are you okay hyung?”
Donghae just sighed and moved on to the next member. He walked over to the rest of the members crowded around Kibum.
“What’s going on?”
“Donghae thinks Ryeowook is possessed by aliens.”
“No, he isn’t.”
“Are you okay, Donghae?” Leeteuk looked at Donghae with concern. “Are you not sleeping enough?”
“I’m fine. Why won’t you believe me?” Tears were forming in Donghae’s eyes. Leeteuk went over to hug and comfort him.
“Well, no one else can see this bright green glow around him. There’s nothing different about Ryeowook. You’re just letting your imagination get to you. Get real, there’s no such things as aliens.”
Donghae crossed his arms and pouted. “Hmph, you’ll be sorry when it turns out I’m right. All of you.” Donghae ran into his room, slamming the door. Eunhyuk ran after Donghae. Everyone looked at Kibum.
“What? I didn’t do anything.”
“Yeah right. Why’d you have to say that?”
“What? It’s the truth.”
“You didn’t have to sound so mean.”
“Aish, whatever. I’m going out.” Kibum stormed out of the dorm. Kyuhyun quietly went back to his room to put his prank together. He was just going to need a little help.
Sungmin burst into Ryeowook’s room. “Today’s the day. Are you ready?”
“Shh…hyung…someone might hear you.”
“Oh, no one else is here save Kyuhyun and he’s watching the monitors.”
O_O (Ryeowook’s face) “Does he have this whole place wired?”
“I don’t know…maybe…I don’t care. Now go get ready then hide in my room.”
“Alright.” Ryeowook left for the bathroom. Sungmin placed the note on Yesung’s bed and placed a small UFO near the door, slightly covered by clothes. Then he left to go set up everything else.
Yesung came into the room, looking for Ryeowook and found the note on his bed. He quickly read it then left. Kyuhyun turned to look at Ryeowook who was perched on Sungmin’s bed.
“Ryeowook, he’s read the note. Go now. Hurry hurry.” Ryeowook left the room only to run into Donghae.
“Ryeowook-ah, can I talk to you for a moment?”
“Can it wait, hyung?”
“No. Did something happen to you a few nights ago?”
“Not that I can remember.”
“Is that all, hyung? I have something important to do.”
Ryeowook left in a hurry. “Hopefully I’m not too late. Why was hyung asking me those questions?”
“I know why. Don’t worry about it okay? Just make sure you get there. Don’t keep him waiting.”
“Alright alright Kyuhyun.”
“You have everything right? Everything’s set up?”
“Yes I have everything. Everything’s ready.”
“Okay, so hurry up. He’s waiting for you.”
Kyuhyun turned around when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He smiled before placing a kiss on Sungmin’s lips.
“Come on, let’s go spy on them at the park.”
“Okay but hold on a moment.” On the monitor was Donghae, snooping around Yesung and Ryeowook’s room. He appeared to be searching for something. Kyuhyun watched as Donghae tripped over the little UFO, smile, and take it back to his room. “Okay, now we can go.”
They arrived at the park just in time to see Ryeowook give Yesung the present and to witness the kiss and hug.
“Finally…took forever to get them together.”
“So what do we do now? Are we done?”
“Not yet.” Kyuhyun smiled. “I need to go talk to Ryeowook hyung about something. Let’s go for a walk.”
The two walked along the path and bumped into Ryeowook and Yesung.
“Ryeowook hyung. I was looking for you. I need to talk to you about something.”
“Sure Kyuhyun. What did you want?”
“I need your help with a prank.”
Ryeowook smiled. “Sure, anything. After all, thanks to you I now have Yesung.”
“Good. Now here’s what I need you to do. Donghae thinks that you’re possessed by aliens. All you have to do is play along and pretend you were. Got it?”
“Good. Now let’s go home. Oh and I left a small UFO in your room as evidence to make it more believable to him.”
Donghae came skipping out of his room and spotted Ryeowook and Yesung sitting on the couch together. The others were gathered around them.
“What’s going on?”
“These two are finally going out after god knows how long.”
“Congratulations. How’d it happen?”
Ryeowook blushed. “Uh…well…I had help from a friend.”
“What kind of friend? Maybe a little tiny alien?” Everyone just stared at Donghae wondering what kind of nonsense he was talking about. Ryeowook looked up in shock.
“How did you know?”
“WHAT?” Everyone turned to look at Ryeowook who turned a bright red. He hid his face in Yesung’s shoulder.
“AH HA!!! SEE? I KNEW IT!!! THERE ARE ALIENS! I WAS RIGHT!!!!” Donghae ran through the dorm, shouting in joy. “KIBUM!!!! YOU OWE ME 20 KG OF CANDY!!!! By the way, I found his little spaceship. It’s in my room if you want it.” Donghae went back to running around the dorm. Leeteuk was trying to get him to calm down with the help of Kangin. Eunhyuk just watched them. He knew his boyfriend would run out of energy by dinnertime which was in four hours.
“KIBUM, WHAT DID YOU DO?” Heechul went off to find Kibum who had run out of the dorm. “DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN ONCE DONGHAE GETS HIS HANDS ON ALL THAT CANDY? KIM KIBUM, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!”
Kyuhyun was watching quietly from the side with Sungmin. He did his best to hide his amusement.
“This worked better than I thought. I never knew they made a bet with each other. Kibum’s going to be in trouble.”
Sungmin looked worried. “Kyu, how are you going to explain this to them?”
“Just let it be Minnie. It’s not hurting anyone.” Ryeowook came over to Kyuhyun and Sungmin.
“Thanks for the help, Kyuhyun. Oh and I’d want to hide before they realize it was all a joke. Heechul, Leeteuk, and Kibum will be after you. Bye bye.” Ryeowook cutely waved to them before moving back to sit with Yesung. Kyuhyun glanced over to see Heechul, Kibum, and Leeteuk giving him death glares.
“Uh Kyu, it looks like they heard what Wookie said.”
“Uh oh.” Kyuhyun bolted out the door with Heechul, Kibum, and Leeteuk running after him. The three finally caught him when he ran out of breath and collapsed on a bench.
“Kyuhyun, I am going to kill you.”
“Hey, it’s not my fault you made the bet with him.”
“Kyuhyun, what were you thinking?”
“I just wanted to have a little fun umma.”
“UMMA!!! RELLA!!! KIBUM!!!!! DON’T HURT MY KYU!!!!” Sungmin ran in front of Kyuhyun to protect him.
“Aww Minnie. We’re not going to hurt him.” Leeteuk ran to comfort Sungmin who looked to be on the verge of tears.
“Yeah, we’re not going to hurt him, just…” Heechul smirked, letting his sentence trail off.
Sungmin’s eyes widened and he gripped Kyuhyun harder. “NOOOOOO, you’re not going to do that to my Kyu.”