Rating: R (for the sex talk)
Pairing: mentioned Kris/girl!Kyungsoo, mentioned girl!Suho/Chen, mentioned girl!Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Genre: humor, fluff
Word Count: 4071
Summary: Joonmyun throws a sleepover for her friends where they relax, hang out, and talk about boys and sex.
A/N: set in the same au as Three Times the Love and What I Want Isn’t What I Thought (But I’m Okay With That), takes place some time after. so I may have gone overboard or not fair enough on the whole sex talk thing. The words kind of ran away from me and that’s what happened.
originally posted here
“I’m hosting a slumber party at my house and you’re all invited.”
Kyungsoo laughed. “Is it really time for the annual Joonmyun sleepover?”
Joonmyun frowned at her best friend. “Yes, and it is not an annual thing –“
“Yes, it is.”
“- it’s just a chance for all of us to catch up since we’re all too busy to hang out with each other.” Joonmyun smiled at her friends. “So what do you guys say?”
“I’m in.” Baekhyun grinned. “I miss your house. It’s so huge and has everything a girl desires. Can we do makeovers again? That was so much fun, I could do it for hours.”
Baekhyun sighed dreamily, already imagining all the things she could try on in Joonmyun’s closet. It was lucky for her the two were similar in size and color.
“That’s not the only thing you can do for hours.” Kyungsoo snorted as she took a sip of her drink.
Baekhyun’s mouth fell open in shock. “We are not bringing sex into the conversation now, not while we’re at school.”
Kyungsoo arched a brow.
Baekhyun sighed. “Fine, where there are teachers around who could possibly hear something.”
She stuck her tongue out at Kyungsoo who just looked at her like she was a child.
Joonmyun sighed and looked at her other friends. Luhan, Yixing, and Minseok nodded their heads in agreement. “Great, so here are your invitations.”
“Seriously?” Kyungsoo looked judgingly at Joonmyun. “You actually wasted cards to make proper invitations. We’re not in grade school anymore going to some classmate’s birthday party or sleepover. We all have cell phones and computers so you can text or email. Heck, we’re all at the same school and you can just tell us like you just did. You didn’t need to use actual invitations.”
“This is Ms. Proper we’re talking about.” Baekhyun laughed as she opened up her invitation. “She’s got to do everything according to her rules of propriety.”
Joonmyun sighed and placed her head in her hands.
“Oh don’t take it the wrong way, Joonmyun. We love you and appreciate your effort. We just like to tease you since it’s so easy.” Luhan smiled as she patted Joonmyun’s back.
“Why am I friends with you guys?” Joonmyun groaned.
“Because we’re fabulous and make your life fabulous. You would’ve been such a stick in the mud if not for us, Kyungsoo not included.”
Baekhyun let out a tiny yelp when Kyungsoo hit her arm. “Ow…watch your strength.”
“Watch your mouth.”
Baekhyun glared but Kyungsoo just rolled her eyes at her. “Fine. Can’t wait for the sleepover, Joonie. Make sure your house is well prepared.”
Joonmyun sighed, resting her head on the table. She wasn’t sure why she did this every year but it had become a kind of tradition, plus it was a great way to catch up without interruptions.
Kyungsoo patted her back in comfort. “It’ll be fine. And I’ll try my best to keep an eye on Baekhyun too. Who knew she could stuff so many things into her bag? That was almost an eighth of your closet.”
“When Baekhyun’s determined, she can do anything.”
“You could always take up my suggestion and take her on a shopping spree.”
“Even I don’t have enough money for that.” Joonmyun shared a look with Kyungsoo before laughing.
“Alright, alright. But you know I’ll help you out. I’ll even come early.”
“Thanks, Soo.” Joonmyun hugged Kyungsoo, who hugged back.
Kyungsoo arrived right on time, an hour before the rest were due to arrive. “Alright, let’s get this started.”
The two headed straight to Joonmyun’s room and into her closet. They proceeded to sort everything into two piles: clothes Baekhyun could try on and wear for the night and clothes Baekhyun wasn’t allowed to even see. After twenty minutes, they finished going through all of Joonmyun’s clothes. Then they started on the shoes and after were the accessories.
Kyungsoo collapsed on the floor. “Why do you have so many clothes, Joonmyun?”
Joonmyun shrugged her shoulders. “It just happened that way.”
Kyungsoo narrowed her eyes. “Well now that we’re done, how are we going to get them to your safety spot or whatever it is?”
“Oh don’t worry about that.” Joonmyun pressed a button on the wall. In a few seconds, two maids and two servants came in. “Can you please move that pile to the safety room? Make sure it’s well locked up.”
“Yes, Ms. Kim.”
“Baekhyun will be arriving soon so I hope you remember what to do.”
“Yes, Ms. Kim.” The maids and servants gathered up all the clothes and accessories and set to work.
Kyungsoo huffed. “Stupid rich people.”
Joonmyun laughed. “You know I’d offer you help if you’d take it.”
“And I told you I don’t. I’m fine with what I have. Besides, I don’t want to take advantage.”
“It’s not taking advantage if I’m offering. Besides, you’re my best friend and one of my oldest friends. Can’t I spoil you a bit?”
“Only on my birthday and holidays, remember?” Kyungsoo smiled as she accepted Joonmyun’s offered hand. “Now let’s go get the rest of your room ready.”
The girls arrived within the next few hours. Baekhyun came first, already heading straight for Joonmyun’s closet after she set her bag down. Kyungsoo and Joonmyun could hear her squeals as she poured over all the items in Joonmyun’s closet. Luhan and Yixing arrived next and then Minseok came a few moments later.
Joonmyun’s room was full of laughter and smiles as the girls talked and played. Joonmyun had so many different things for them to do and they were having fun going from one thing to the next. Luhan was busy playing a video game as Yixing busied herself with one of Joonmyun’s many instruments. Minseok and Kyungsoo were talking and munching on some of the snacks. Baekhyun still hadn’t left Joonmyun’s closet since she had arrived.
Joonmyun smiled, glad her friends were having fun. She drank her smoothie as she allowed the noise to wash over her.
“Hey Joonmyun, can I give you a makeover?”
Joonmyun looked over to see Baekhyun standing over her with a grin, makeup brush in hand.
“Ooo, I wanna help.” Luhan abandoned her game and came over. “We need to get Ms. Proper into some new clothes. I’m sure she has some decent clothes in her closet besides those skirts and blouses she wears almost all the time like her uniform.”
“So what do you say, Joonmyun?”
“Sure, why not?” Joonmyun smiled and allowed Baekhyun and Luhan to do as the wished.
“Hey you guys, come on over here. We’re giving Joonmyun a makeover. And then we’ll do one to you guys.”
“We’re going to have a little fashion show, alright? No one is excluded.” Luhan grinned as she pulled Yixing, Minseok, and Kyungsoo over.
The next hour consisted of Baekhyun and Luhan scouring Joonmyun’s closet, throwing different clothes and accessories at the other girls to try on. It took a while before Baekhyun and Luhan were satisfied with the clothes to begin doing their makeup.
“Alright, are you ready?” On Baekhyun’s cue, the girls each took turns modeling their new look. Luhan made sure to take lots of pictures.
They all relaxed on the various cushions and chairs in Joonmyun’s room. Snacks, clothes, and toys were spread out everywhere.
“So what should we do now?”
“Well didn’t someone want us all to talk and catch up with each other, even though we see each other like every day?” Baekhyun looked pointedly at Joonmyun.
“I just wanted us to hang out and relax without any interruptions. I’m cool with whatever you guys decide to do.”
“Alright,” Baekhyun grinned. “Sex talk time!”
There were some groans but everyone made themselves comfortable, rearranging into a close circle so they could all hear each other without talking too loudly.
“Alright, who wants to start?” Baekhyun looked around the circle. “I know…let’s start with Kyungsoo, who is actually in a loving relationship with a guy and not just any guy but Kris.”
Kyungsoo rolled her eyes. “Alright, fine. Hit me with your best shot.”
A gleam entered Baekhyun’s eyes. “Is his dick as big as it looks?”
“Baekhyun!” Joonmyun gaped at the girl. Minseok just shook her head, Luhan looked on with interest, and Yixing seemed completely unfazed.
Kyungsoo snorted. “Really? You’re asking that question? Why would you want to know? Don’t you have your own guy? You should be worried about his size instead of wondering about some other guy’s.”
“For your information, I don’t know his size and no, I don’t have my own guy.”
Everyone just stared at Baekhyun who sighed. “Fine, I do have a guy. We just haven’t gotten to that stage of the relationship yet.”
“Seriously? You? The one that keeps complaining about not getting any action isn’t actually getting any action now that she has a willing partner?” Luhan scoffed. “What’s up with you? Are you okay?”
Baekhyun shrugged her shoulders. “I just want to make sure he actually likes me and just doesn’t want me for my body.”
“Girl, this boy has been watching you for months now, way before you even noticed him. I would think he’s in it for the long haul than some short fling.”
“Seriously, Baek, he’s like head over heels in love with you. You should see his notes sometimes. It’s so cheesy.” Kyungsoo shivered.
“That’s a hoot, coming from you, Kyungsoo. Aren’t your notes full of cheesy messages?”
“Yeah, but they’re not from me. So it’s not the same.”
“How is it not the same?”
“Uh, the cheesy notes on my notes are not written by me. The cheesy notes written on his notes are written by him. So it’s worse.” Everyone just stared at Kyungsoo. “Don’t question my logic. Moving on, please.”
“Alright, so are you going to answer my question or not?” Baekhyun arched a brow at Kyungsoo.
“I plead the fifth. Only I get to know and enjoy my boyfriend’s size. You guys can all speculate, though please don’t. I don’t wanna know that you guys have the hots for my boyfriend. It’ll make me jealous, even though I know he won’t cheat on me.”
“Girl, even though he’s taken, all the girls at school still have the hots for him. Have you seen your boyfriend? Kris always turns heads wherever he is. So be prepared to be jealous like all the time.”
Kyungsoo rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Can we talk about someone else?”
“But now I’m curious, how far have you gone with Kris?” Luhan smiled at Kyungsoo. “I mean it took you like a month or two before you had sex with both Sehun and Kai, which you need to tell us about, at least some details, after you started dating them both. So I’m curious about how far you went with Kris since you’ve been dating for two months now.”
Kyungsoo stuck out her tongue. “We’ve had sex, okay? Now can you interrogate someone else? I’m not the only one of us who is currently dating now.”
“Fine, fine, fine.” Baekhyun pouted. “Who to torture, I mean question, next.”
“How about you?” Luhan grinned. “Tell us how you finally noticed your ‘lil’ lover boy.”
Baekhyun frowned. “What do you mean finally noticed? He told me he liked me for only a few months.”
“Try a couple years, actually. The guy’s been in love with you since he first saw you. But you never really saw him, even though he’s one of the guys that tends to tower over everyone else.”
“Hey, every guy is taller than me. How was I supposed to notice him before? I only met him a couple months ago when we got assigned to a project together. And then afterwards, well, we just kind of kept talking and stuff. I didn’t realize how much we had in common though he seems to be on the quieter side.”
“That’s because no one can match your loud mouth. Has he tried to shut you up yet?”
“You mean kiss me? Nope, not yet. It’s cute he’s trying to be a gentleman and actually court me. But are you serious? He’s been in love with me for years?”
“Uh yeah, his loving gazes at you weren’t very subtle. It was straight on staring. I don’t know about stalking since he was in all your classes but seriously, I can’t believe you never noticed him before.”
“And what’s this about not even kissing you yet? How long have you guys been together?” Kyungsoo arched a brow.
“Uh, let me see.” Baekhyun counted the days in her head. “Almost a month officially, since we finished the assignment three weeks ago.”
“That’s not that long but don’t you normally at least kiss a guy on the first date?”
Baekhyun blushed a little. “Well yeah so I can see what I’m getting into and if the guy is worth the time. But when I was waiting for him to kiss me, he just didn’t.”
“And you didn’t try to kiss him after he didn’t make the move?”
“Ye- actually, no.” Baekhyun stared down at her hands.
Luhan stared at Baekhyun like she was crazy. “What happened to the Baekhyun we know? If a guy you like doesn’t make the first move, you normally would. Why didn’t you with him?”
“Well…he looked kind of bashful when we were just standing in front of my house. I was there stalling for time which he totally knew and yet he totally did take advantage.”
“Neither did you.”
“Well, I couldn’t.” Baekhyun started fiddling with her hands, plucking at the end of her shirt, technically Joonmyun’s shirt as she hadn’t changed yet after their little makeover/fashion show time. “He looked too endearing for me to just grab him for a kiss. Plus I knew we’d have other dates so I thought it would be nice to wait and see when he would actually kiss me.”
Everyone but Yixing gaped at her. “I can’t believe he’s the guy you’re willing to wait for. After all the other guys you’ve dated, he’s the one you wait for?”
“Yeah…what’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing, but I’m just surprised that you’re going to let your lover boy make all the moves. This guy has been in love with you forever and you’ll wait for him to make a move and yet, the previous guys who were only trying to get into your pants, you practically came on to them.”
“I don’t get what’s so wrong with that.” Baekhyun huffed, crossing her arms in front of her chest.
“I’m just…it’s a bit strange for you. If I had known Park Chanyeol would be the one, I totally would’ve thrown him in your direction before this. There were plenty of opportunities, what with him being near you almost 24/7.” Luhan huffed, leaning back in her cushion.
“Yeah well, maybe it’s better it took so long. I got to have my fun before I settled down.”
“And how does he feel about your illustrious past of ex-boyfriends and one night stands?”
“He’s got me now and forever so I don’t think it should matter to him, but eh, I’ll ask him later. I’m sure if he’s been watching me for so long as you guys claim, he probably knows all about them and shouldn’t have an issue with it.” Baekhyun stuck out her tongue as she grabbed some chips from the snack table to munch on.
“Alrighty then. Don’t get so annoyed. We’re just amazed a guy has the power to actually tame you somewhat. It’s kind of nice.” Luhan smiled. “So Joonmyun, want to talk about your boyfriend? It’s been what? Four months or so?”
“Just about.” Joonmyun gave a little smile, preparing herself for their questions.
“So…any sex yet?”
Joonmyun blushed a little. “Yes.”
“Oh, cut the blushing maiden act. We know you’re not that innocent.” Luhan smirked at Joonmyun who frowned back. She sighed and settled into her chair.
“Alright, alright. Is that it?”
“Not quite. So how many times have you guys done it? This applies to both Joonmyun and Kyungsoo with the steady boyfriends. Baekhyun doesn’t count since she admitted she hasn’t even kissed him yet.”
“Um who actually keeps count?” Kyungsoo arched a brow.
“Oh come on, I’m sure you keep track how many times you get to have Kris’ amazing dick.”
Kyungsoo smirked. “I don’t count when I get it basically every single day.”
There were various groans coming from each girl, mostly of envy.
“Lucky. One day, I’ll find my own amazingly handsome guy willing to have me any way I want.”
“Good luck with that, Luhan.” Baekhyun gave her an encouraging smile. “I wish you luck on finding someone willing to put up with you.”
“Well, you found someone that puts up with you, Baekhyun, so I’m sure it’ll be fine for me.” Luhan’s smile widened when she saw Baekhyun’s glare. She blew her a kiss, Baekhyun sticking her tongue out in response before mouthing “Love you too”.
“And you, Joonmyun? Are you regularly having sex with your boyfriend?” Everyone turned to look at Joonmyun.
“Well, he’s pretty busy so we don’t spend that much time together, so no, we’re not having sex regularly like Kyungsoo and Kris are.” Joonmyun’s eyes twinkled as she looked at her scowling best friend.
“Alrighty then, so let’s talk sex positions. What’s everyone’s favorite?” Baekhyun grinned as she surveyed her friends.
“Of course, Ms. Proper would like that.” Baekhyun smirked.
“Oh, like you’re any better. Don’t you like doggy style, Baek?” Kyungsoo smirked. “The lil puppy likes to be taken like a dog.”
Baekhyun’s mouth dropped open. “That is so not true. I mean I do enjoy that position like 50% of the time but I’d rather be riding the guy on top so he knows who’s in control.”
“I can agree with that. I love being on top and seeing the pleasure I give to him.” Luhan smiled.
“I think I have to agree with Joonmyun on missionary.” Yixing smiled as she took a sip of her drink.
“Same.” Minseok raised her hand in agreement. “As nice as the other positions are, the original is really the best I think.”
“I like any way as long as I get to enjoy Kris’ dick.” Kyungsoo beamed as the others groaned or shook their heads.
“I blame you for this, Baekhyun. You know this is going to happen every time we get onto sex talk. Remember before when she was dating both Sehun and Kai? All her comments about getting to enjoy two at once were a nightmare. Though I do remember you need to tell us how that was. Now that you’re not dating them, I hope you don’t mind spilling details about their sexual prowess.” Luhan eagerly cuddled close to Kyungsoo, hoping to make her spill the details.
Baekhyun crowded into her other side. “Yeah, I want to know how it was being in a threesome with your precious dongsaengs. I would think two were better than one.”
Kyungsoo shrugged her shoulders. “Two had its perks but I think I prefer one. When there’s two, you don’t know where to concentrate when they’re both in you.”
“Question: did you do double penetration or uh…?”
“No, no double penetration. That would’ve been way too much to handle. I’m not sure I even want to imagine that.” Kyungsoo shivered. “Way too much dick for one person…well, way too much for me. It was normally one up top and one down below if you get my meaning but even that got to be too much after a while. Those two boys were super horny. But we did get into some interesting positions. I’m surprised. They have quite an imagination.”
“Well, that’s good. You need to have some imagination to keep things interesting in a relationship. Don't want to lose that passion so soon.”
“Uh huh, but yeah…any girl who goes out with one of them will be well satisfied in the bedroom.” Kyungsoo smiled.
The girls continued chatting as they grabbed more snacks and drinks.
“So who was your favorite partner?” Baekhyun smiled as she munched on a cookie.
“I haven’t been with many but I would have to say my current boyfriend.”
“Seriously? Jongdae’s your favorite?” Baekhyun’s eyes widened. “But he’s so…so…”
She made some waving motion.
“There is nothing wrong with Jongdae.” Joonmyun pouted, arms crossed in front of her. “Besides, everyone has their own preference so don’t make fun.”
“Okay, okay.” Baekhyun held up her hands in surrender. “I don’t even know who my favorite partner would be. I’m hoping it’ll be Chanyeol once we finally do something.”
Kyungsoo waved a cookie in the air. “Mine is Kris.”
“I don’t like to pick favorites. Everyone has their good points.” Yixing smiled.
“So far no one has really stood out to me yet. But I do agree with Yixing about everyone having their good points. Some were good with their hands, others were good with their mouths. Some knew how to touch the right way and some could really fuck you into the mattress.” Luhan gave a dreamy smile as her thoughts turned back to her previous lovers.
Minseok just smiled, stirring her straw around her drink. “It’s been a while for me so I can barely remember my partners.”
“Guess none of them were that great if you can’t even remember them.” Luhan chuckled as she took a sip of her drink.
“I guess not.” Minseok shrugged her shoulders. “So we still going to continue this sex talk or are we done for the night? I think some things are best left to talk about later…when someone shares an interesting story about sex or so.”
“Yeah, I guess we’re done. We’re bound to have another sleepover and can get even more personal then. Because with Miss Diva around, she’s not gonna rest til she gets all the juicy details.”
Baekhyun frowned as the other girls laughed.
“Alright, so you guys want to chill out with a movie or something else?” Minseok gestured towards the TV where DVDs were piled alongside video game consoles and the remnants of their makeover/fashion show.
“I’m done for whatever.”
“I want to raid Joonmyun’s closet again. I need to find something to sleep in later.” Baekhyun disappeared into Joonmyun’s huge closet again.
“Video games, anyone?” Luhan and Yixing headed over to the TV, Minseok following as they searched for a game to play.
Joonmyun relaxes in her chair. She smiles when she glances up to see Kyungsoo holding out another cup of tea. She hadn’t realized she had finished her cup.
“You’re welcome, Joonie.” Kyungsoo took a seat next to Joonmyun. “Thanks for organizing this lil sleepover again. I’d forgotten how much fun girl time was without the boys around. Sehun and Kai can count as girls, based on the amount of time they spend around us, but they’re still boys.”
Joonmyun laughed. “You’re welcome. But maybe we’ll hold off on the next one for a bit. Not sure my house or closet can take the damage that often.”
The two glanced over at the closet where Baekhyun was having fun going through all of Joonmyun’s available clothes, trying on piece after piece for something she can borrow for the night.
“Yeah, you’re probably right. I still think you should take her on that shopping spree.”
“No way ever. Unless I find some unlimited source of money, I am not taking Baekhyun shopping. You know I always leave my wallet at home whenever we all go out together. After that one time she tried to get to my black card, I’m not taking any chances.”
“Of course. She’s sneaky but you love her.”
“Yeah, maybe I’ll buy her that purse she’s been eyeing.” Joonmyun sighed, resting her head on her arm.
“Aww, Joonie, you’re so sweet.” Kyungsoo came over and gave her best friend a hug. “I love you and all our friends.”
“Same here. Now let’s go join the others and see who’ll win at Mario Kart.” The two best friends wandered over to where Yixing was beating Luhan without even glancing at the screen, busying talking with Minseok about something. Baekhyun was still lost in the closet, unwilling to leave until everyone was headed for bed.
The girls fell asleep on Joonmyun’s giant bed, cuddled close together with smiles on their faces.