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Title: Big Ears
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Word Count: 815
Summary: Baekhyun and Chanyeol have a child with a very unique trait. (just pure crack…pure crack)


Baekhyun smiled as he looked down at his newborn son. “Isn’t he beautiful?”
Chanyeol leaned over and grinned, looking at his son wrapped up in a blanket. He lifted a finger to gently run it down his son’s cheek. “He’s beautiful, just like his umma.”
“Hey, how come his ears are so big?” Sehun leaned over, pointing to the giant things on the side of the baby’s head. Luhan smacked Sehun on the arm and immediately shushed him.
“Well his umma and appa have big ears so I guess genetics…that took it to a new level.” Kai laughed before Kyungsoo smacked him upside the head.
Chanyeol and Baekhyun just smiled at them. “We don’t mind. This just means he’ll be rich when he’s older.”
“People are going to tease him about this.”
Xiumin rolled his eyes. “It’s not that unusual.”
“Yeah~ everyone has a unique quirk like us and our powers and –“
“Okay, okay, okay, I hear you, I hear you.” Kai sighed as he wrapped his arms around Kyungsoo. “But it’s still weird.”
“And with that final comment, I think it’s time we left.” Suho started ushering everyone out of the room. “We’ll see you two later when you’re out of the hospital.”
“Alright, take care, everyone.” Chanyeol walked them all to the door, waving before shutting it. He turned to Baekhyun with a smile. “So what do you really think about our son?”
“He’s beautiful.”
“But you’re worried about his ears?”
Baekhyun smiled. “Oh no, not at all~ just wait until he grows a bit. He’ll be fine.”

As the years passed, Baekhyun and Chanyeol’s son, who they named Chanbaek, grew to be a fine young boy. He was wonderful and delightful to be around. His joy and good feelings were as large as his ears, which had grown as he grew.
Baekhyun and Chanyeol smiled as they sat across the table from Chanbaek. “Son, it’s time.”
Chanbaek looked at them with excitement. “Really?”
“Yes, it’s time for you to go learn how to fly from Uncle Kris.”
Chanbaek jumped up with excitement. “Yay~! I’ve been waiting for this day. I’ve been trying to practice too.”
Chanbaek wiggled his ears in a kind of flapping motion. “See? Look how well I can control them.”
Baekhyun smiled. “That’s great, son. But Uncle Kris will help you develop your skills so you can do even better and eventually fly like him.”
Chanbaek clapped his hands. “I know. I can’t wait. When do we start?”
“How about right now?” Kris grinned from the doorframe.
“Uncle Kris~!” Chanbaek ran over and hugged Kris tightly.
“Come on, sport. Let’s go out into the backyard where there’s lots of room to move around.”
“Okay.” Chanbaek walked out the door.
Kris looked at Baekhyun and Chanyeol with a smile. “Don’t worry. He’ll be safe with me.”
“No doubt about that. But we have Yixing on stand-by just in case.” Baekhyun winked as Kris shook his head before walking out the door.
Chanyeol smiled as he wrapped his arms around Baekhyun, resting his chin on his head.“Our son is growing up so fast.”
“I know~ soon he’ll be flying through the sky with those giant ears of his.”
“It’ll be a sight to behold for sure.” Chanyeol grinned as he turned Baekhyun around to place a kiss on his nose.
“I love you.” Baekhyun smiled as he wrapped his arms around Chanyeol’s neck.
“I love you too.” Chanyeol leaned down and placed a kiss on Baekhyun’s lips.
“Oh by the way, we have another baby coming along.”
Chanyeol grinned. “That’s great.”
“Ten bucks says he has giant ears as well!” Kai poked his head out from the doorway.
“No, ten bucks he has a giant dick.”
“Sehun and Luhan’s kid already has one. And it’s already wrecking havoc on everything.” Chen grimaced as he walked into the room. “You won’t believe how much jizz is everywhere.”
Everyone looked out the window to see half of the city covered in white.
“Eww…”
“Hey~ that jizz is special jizz. It can cure anything.” Luhan pouted as he and Sehun walked in.
“And you know this…?”
“Scientists have tested it out. Our son is going to save the world. But we’re going to have to repackage them to be able to sell it to people.” Luhan beamed.
“Isn’t that how it always is?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah~ so another Dumbo baby is on the way?” Luhan smiled as he sat down.
“Yes, another baby is on the way and no, I don’t think he’ll be like Dumbo.”
“You never know~ but let me join in and say me and Sehun are expecting another child soon too.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Chen and Kai ran screaming from the room. They couldn’t imagine what life would be like with two new Hunhan and Baekyeol babies around (though their babies were pretty well mannered, it was their powers they feared).



A/N: I’m sorry I don’t know what this is >.< and like I am so original with their baby name [sarcasm detected] but yeah…this idea came about from someone abby12225 and I just ended up writing it XDDDDD OMG WHAT DID I DO!?!?!??!
Tags: baekhyun/chanyeol, one shot
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